“Minnesota, hats off to thee!
To thy colors true we shall ever be,
Firm and strong, united are we.
Rah, rah, rah, for It’s -11 F
Holy buckets, that’s some cold.
Who in their right mind lives here?
Minnesotans, Minnesotans.
Well, OK then.
Yay, Gophers! BURR!”*

Minneapolis, Minnesota. January 17, 2016. 9:10 AM

*Apologies to the Minnesota Rouser.